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Joke of the Day
"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts."
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"I'm 0C and what is this? Get it? Lol"
"A man walks into a bar and says... ""Argh, fuck!"""
"What device can make prostitution legal? A camera."
"I try to stop making jokes about boomerangs. But they just keep coming back at me."
"So there was a bomb threat at my school today... Tomorrow's gonna be a blast."
"When people are singing Happy Birthday to me, I have no idea where to look."
"I always hated church because of all the standing, kneeling and sitting... I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me."
"set a fire for a man and he is warm for a day, set him on fire and he is warn for the rest of his life"
"I ordered the kit ""Make your wife beautiful"" And they sent me two bottles of Jagermeister."