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Joke of the Day

"What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant? I've bean everywhere, ma'am!"

"I once had a job circumcising elephants. The pay sucked, but the tips were big!"

"Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find her? Because she's Transparent."

"What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires? What's a movie?"

"I once threw a fish off of the roof of my house. I guess you could say the bass dropped."

"I saw a man hitting on a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one!"

"*sees a shark in a homemade clam costume* That's a pretty dubious clam"

"What's worse than putting the punchline in the title?"

"Got in a car wreck while reading a church sign today... ...the Son was in my eyes."

"missing someone one Valentine's Day joke with your self when you missing someone and think they will come back but other person ignoring you and you think they will come back to you one day..."