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Joke of the Day
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"What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !"
"why do girls wear makeup and perfume? because they're ugly and they stink."
"What do you call someone that delivers baby horses? An Equinecologist."
"What do you call the Flintstones if they're black? Niggers."
"Kid: why is my cousin named Diamond? Mother: because your auntie really loves diamonds Kid: well what about my name? Mother: never mind about that Richard."
"Raped by a canadian A woman called the police saying she was raped by a canadian, the policeman asked how she knew he was canadian. She said he said sorry after."
"What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
"""Dad, are they allowed to put two people in the same grave?"" ""I don't think so, son. Why do you ask?"" ""Because that headstone over there says, 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"""
"Saw these two homeless people making out and was like... ...get a room!"