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"*sees a shark in a homemade clam costume* That's a pretty dubious clam"
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"Some good advice on how to pick up girls Bend at the knees and lift slowly. Avoid turning or twisting your body."
"What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded"
"What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS? Unix"
"I read a magazine article about a population increase in Hawaii. The author was Commonawannalaya."
"How is a Mexican like a cue ball? The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them."
"Apparently, ""My Dick"" is the wrong answer to ""What do you look for in a girl?"""
"Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet."
"How do you spot a egocentric vocalist? They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'"
"I learned that 17th century French royalty depleted their treasury... I guess you could say they were baroque."