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Joke of the Day
"What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer."
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"why did the hipster burn his tounge? because he ate the pizza before it was cool."
"Chicken and an egg are sitting in bed... Egg says in a angry huff ""I guess we answered THAT question!"""
"Stuff I think about... I've often wondered what would happen if a Schizophrenic took a multi-vitamin. I have many more of these posers I may or may not post...."
"A camel can work 10 days without drinking, I can drink 10 days without working."
"How does an elephant hide in the jungle? It paints its balls red and climbs up a cherry tree. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A giraffe eating cherries."
"How do you reheat a cold war? You nuke it."
"Remember when double entry was an accounting term?"
"A new study says schizophrenia and pot smoking are genetically linked but don't worry, another study says you're just being paranoid."
"People always demand to know who farted as if they'll decide how disgusted to be based on who's responsible."