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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find her? Because she's Transparent."
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"Xperia M2 dual my sony xperia m2, hanging so much after updating this new year, even when using facebook and making a call, any one faced this problem"
"Texas... It's not the heat, it's the stupidity."
"I'm taking my kid to an aquarium today. (I'm putting my kid in the closet with Sponge Bob videos)"
"I'm going to bed tonight at a reasonable hour so I can be extremely obnoxious at an unreasonable hour tomorrow."
"What is the difference between Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler? Hitler had big hands"
"What is the collective noun for three dyslexics? A riot."
"4-year-old: Is there candy in that drawer? Me: No. 4: Can I check? Me: Do you have a warrant?"
"A salesman knocked on my door today. ""Who currently provides your Internet?"" he asked. I said, ""My next door neighbour."""
"I'm not sure why my dog enjoys watching me have sex but I'm sure deep down she's thinking ""B itch stole my move..."""