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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find her? Because she's Transparent."

"I went out last night with a group of enthusiastic weavers. Unfortunately they had to rush off to meet a looming deadline."

"You are Darth Vader. How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again? You can't."

"Can a ninja kill you from 20ft away? Sure he can."

"What would you call a 90 year old hooker? Ho-spice"

"This Super Market doesn't even sell capes."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Filled with cream"

"They say if you love something set it free... but I don't really love the hookers in my basement."

"Boss rips employees balls with a hook for being late to work. He was giving him the sack."

"I know they say faith.. I know they say faith can move mountains but we have all seen what it can do to skyscrapers."