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Joke of the Day

"My electric toothbrush ran out of batteries so I had to brush with my acoustic."

"Did you hear about the priest that had a Nicotine patch on his dick? (NSFW) He's cut back to two butts a week"

"You say tomato. I say tomato. Our eyes meet. We've decided on the perfect name for our baby"

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing and delivery"

"What do you call a white supremacist with an IQ of 56? Gifted."

"REP: we are pleased to provide u with the highest level of customer service! ME: oh sorry, got the wrong number. was tryin to call comcast"

"When life gives you melons... You're probably dyslexic"

"What's the fastest way to get a female Officer to arrest you? Liquor."

"How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? FORE!"

"I lost my mood ring. I'm not sure how I feel about that."