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Joke of the Day

"I lost my mood ring. I'm not sure how I feel about that."

"This dumbass next to me on the highway is texting and driving."

"How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side."

"A guy is fucking his sister... she says ""it's weird you fuck like dad"" and he answers ""yeah that's what mom said too""."

"What does my dad do for fun? Beats me \_()_/ "

"Football gave me a traumatic brain injury and I was only watching."

"Some people are like clouds.. ..Once they fuck off it's a nice day."

"I'm such a bad golfer, I found a job in the dessert I'm guaranteed to find water."

"A man walks into a bar and tells a joke that has been posted on reddit before. I only know because no one would shut the fuck up about it."

"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing... they just waved."