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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing and delivery"

"A man is driving and hits a pole. ""I knew I never should've driven in Poland!"""

"What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ? A polo bear !"

"For father's day, I took my father out. Now I don't have to remember to wish him."

"Knock knock Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there? We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions."

"Argario make me like a pornstar... First I'm say I'm going to eat all the balls. Then I scream THAT'S THE LARGEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!!"

"Baby Lawyer: Did you steal the victim's nose? Accused: No. *cries into palms Baby Judge: O, great, he's disappeared again."

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of paws and the other has a pause at the end of clause"

"Insulting Bakers is Good Fun You can really get a rise out of them."

"Lost Elephants Zoo Keeper:""I've lost one of my elephants"" Other Zoo Keeper:""Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"" Zoo Keeper:""Don't be silly, he can't read!"""