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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a white supremacist with an IQ of 56? Gifted."

"I fell off a 50 foot ladder yesterday. Luckily I was on the bottom step."

"I still have nightmares.... I still have nightmares about the time I gave my Eskimo friend a house warming gift..."

"The end of the month is like stubbing your little toe in the dark. You're probably broke and there's nothing you can do about it."

"What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song? ""Can't Touch This"""

"heard about the toilet that quit his job? he was tired of dealing with that shit every day"

"It's okay when Daisy Duck walks around in high heels and with no pants on but when I do it people are all ""this is a church, young lady."""

"Why did the walrus go to the container store? To find a tight seal. "

"My comedian alias would be The Carcinogin My jokes give people cancer"

"Contrary to popular criticism, Hillary doesn't suck. If she does, Bill wouldn't have needed Monica."