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Joke of the Day
"How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? FORE!"
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"What would happen if you shot Donald Trump in the rump? You'd hit Christi in the head!"
"What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."
"""My friends on Facebook are idiots."" So, what you're saying is that you're smart, but not smart enough to not friend idiots. Got it."
"Why did the pervert cross the road? He still had his dick in the chicken"
"Like all great artists, Drake will reach a tipping point in his career And follow Snoop Lion's footsteps and reincarnate himself as Dragon."
"I hope when the Incredible Hulk and Kool-Aid Man retire they'll open up a small demolition business together."
"The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense... Then a wigwam and a tepee walked into the bar and I left quickly. Things had gotten too tense."
"In a Mexican restaurant, Are the restrooms called ""Juans""?"
"What's Adolf Hitler's favorite letter? Not z, that's for sure."