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Joke of the Day
"You say tomato. I say tomato. Our eyes meet. We've decided on the perfect name for our baby"
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"i just heard this whats worse than lobsters on your piano? crabs on your organ"
"Why'd the toilet feel abused? Because it took a lot of shit."
"What do you call a dog that can preform magic? A Labracadabra."
"I think my TV is broken because these commercials make being human look like a gorgeous adventure but I'm just tired and sad. Yes I can hold"
"How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool? ""Please Get Out The Pool"""
"What do you call a crazy professor? an academia nut"
"Patient: Doctor what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!"
"What's the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? There have been sightings of UFOs"
"Your bad Bon-Bon jokes - post em What do you call a man with a spade on his head? .. Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there."