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Joke of the Day
"When life gives you melons... You're probably dyslexic"
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"Getting rejected by women? Try my new question: ""If I were to ask you out, would you say no?"" Sometimes it just feels good to get a ""Yes""."
"Trainer: Why do you want to learn jujitsu? Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries."
"Where do one-legged waitresses work? IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning."
"I am so good in bed.... I can stay there all day long"
"What do you call a cow with only two legs? Lean Beef!"
"Why are atoms untrustworthy? They make up everything. Credit to /u/ipsokinetikon from an askreddit thread about what not to trust."
"A Physicist sees a man about to jump off the Eiffel Tower He yells ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""
"I went to this great German bar They called it the Wunderbar"
"(Alt Joke) Hillary Clinton is elected president, . . . title"