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Joke of the Day
"A Baby Seal Walks Into A Club... I'll see myself out."
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"So there's two astronauts on a rocket... One says to the other, ""Get Ready, it's almost time for launch."" To which the other says ""Launch?! I haven't even had breakfast yet!"""
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"What do you call a stupid skeleton? Bonehead."
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"you know what they say about beetroot. you can beat an egg but you can't beet a root."