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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a stupid skeleton? Bonehead."

"The past, the present, and the future got into a fight It was tense"

"I hired a PR team. They said the public would like me more if I stopped executing people. I executed the PR team."

"how do you know Jesus was a virgin? Could you keep it up knowing you'll be screaming ""Oh my dad"" during sex?"

"What do we want?! AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them?! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"What did Sonic say during Ramadan? ""Gotta go fast!"""

"Does AT&T; allow phone calls on their network? Anyone know?"

"If being drunk before 3pm on a Friday is wrong, I never want to be right."

"So when you say R.I.P. To a dearly departed you are basically saying hey no zombie or walking dead stuff ??"

"I tell people to have a great weekend at noon on Mondays hoping they won't talk to me for the rest of the week."