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Joke of the Day
"Met a transexual lesbian at the bar He was a pretty normal guy."
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"Grossest Joke I've Ever Heard. What's the difference between Menstrual Blood and Sand? You can't gargle sand."
"SIRI, CALL FOR HELP! Searching for kelp. OMGYOU IDIOT! SIRI, GET AN AMBULANCE! There are 23 listings for lap dance in your area."
"Customer: ""Do you sell a 'best of' Enya album here?"" Cashier: ""What do you want - a blank CD?"""
"Harry Potter wakes up in hospital. ""Welcome back. You've been in a coma for 8 years"" says the doctor. ""What happened?"" asked Harry ""You ran face first into a wall."""
"A Muslim walks into a bar BANG (bomb explodes)"
"I had a couple dates and one of them sucked. So I stopped seeing the other one."
"They told me to bring an exotic animal I said alpaca Llama They asked if that was a hybrid"
"What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships? Tequila never goes bad"
"What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? White Vans. I'll be here all week."