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Joke of the Day

"So there's two astronauts on a rocket... One says to the other, ""Get Ready, it's almost time for launch."" To which the other says ""Launch?! I haven't even had breakfast yet!"""

"That walk of shame when you fail at throwing a ball of paper into the garbage."

"What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common? They both want to pull 1 over on you."

"I secretly gave our Waffle House waitress a $100 tip and my family can't figure out why she's crying & hugging me & trying to get in our car"

"MURICANS Those who speak 3 language are trilingual , Those who speak 2 language are bilingual And those who speak one language are AMERICANS"

"I don't know how I'm going to get out of bed tomorrow now that I live in a world without Cecil the Lion."

"Why should you never play poker with African cats? Because they're cheetahs."

"My friend woke up this morning in fits of laughter. I think he must have slept funny."

"How many sexual orientations does a physicist have? Six: Up, Down, Strange, Charm, Top and Bottom."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino"