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Joke of the Day
"What did one repost say to another? Well the flag is a big plus! ಠ_ಠ"
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"What did one ocean say to the other? ""Check out this awesome plane I got! I hear Malaysian is a pretty rare brand."" ""Nah man, they aren't; I got one too."""
"Why do women hate panty lines? Because like, it sucks waiting around for underwear."
"What's Sam Smith's favorite type of nut? [It's an alllllllllmond](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB63ztKnGvo&feature=youtu.be&t=37s)"
"What do you call someone who tells too many lame dinosaur jokes? I dino-bore! . I'm sorry."
"God is a sock He saves your sole"
"If love didn't hurt, it wouldn't be called love...it would be called tacos."
"My teacher told me my drawing was pretty good, I told her I know. My mom always told me I was borderline artistic."
"I was walking in the desert and saw a redwood tree. I knew this must be a mirage, so I ran into it. To my dismay, the tree and I collided. I guess it must have been an obstacle illusion."
"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today. Should have cooked it on aloha teperature."