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Joke of the Day

"you know what they say about beetroot. you can beat an egg but you can't beet a root."

"I recently stopped sending monthly payments to my exorcist... Because of that my house was repossessed"

"You know what really grinds my gears? Not pushing my clutch pedal down far enough"

"Why did Reddit have a rapid implosion/explosion this afternoon? I heard it had something to do with supermassive bodies."

"What's the Mexican version of the KKK? Que? Que? Que?"

"There are only two reasons to hate gay marriage. Either you're dumb or you're secretly worried that dicks are delicious."

"I like my women like I like my coffee I don't like coffee"

"Why did Serj Tankian cross the road? because he wanted to..."

"I used to watch TV, read the paper, and listen to the radio. Now I watch the internet, read the internet, and listen to the internet."

"Can't speak for all women but generally I'll just keep nagging until you agree with me, sometimes even after that. You know, for sport."