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Joke of the Day

"Why do all the trees in Wisconsin lean west? Minnesota sucks."

"I can tell a dude is gay by what kind of music he is playing when I walk in on him banging another dude."

"My kid is almost old enough for social media so we'll need to have ""the talk"" soon. You know, about your/you're and their/there/they're."

"Not rewinding VHS movies after watching the nude scenes was the original not clearing your browser history."

"The past, the present and the future walk into a bar... ...Then things got tense."

"Why can't Jim's make sandwiches? Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!"

"What do you call a man with a blood-covered axe with necklaces made of fingers running towards you? Why the fuck are you still thinking what to call him? Run and get the cops!"

"Why are crime rates down in the US? Because criminals keep turning themselves into police."

"Newt Gingrich is the result of leaving a bobble head doll by a radioactive power plant."

"The phrase ""Tricky Dick"" refers to both former President Richard Nixon and penis puppeteer Rich Handey. Be specific in your usage."