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Joke of the Day

"Why do all the trees in Wisconsin lean west? Minnesota sucks."

"Birth Control? Don't kid yourself."

"My wife told me I'm an emotional, emotional, insecure coward. Now I feel depressed. I don't know what to do. I'm afraid she'll leave me any time. **** Dammit, I spoiled it with the double emotional."

"In Europe they are now printing their money on Greece proof paper."

"What did the mother say to the child who refused to eat his fossil for dinner? Trilobite, you'll love it!"

"Your greatest puns! Please, I love puns. Lots of puns. Any kind. Bring em on!"

"Did you hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he"

"Why would you never starve to death in a desert? Because you'd probably die of dehydration first. While a human can only go about a week without water, it can go up to three weeks without food."

"How do you kill 10 flies with one hit? You punch african kid in the face."