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Joke of the Day

"I can tell a dude is gay by what kind of music he is playing when I walk in on him banging another dude."

"I have invented a revolutionary drug that can cure third-world hunger... Just take one little pill with a meal 3x per day."

"Mark Twain Quote ""Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."""

"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"

"Why are Indians so bad at soccer? Because everytime they get a corner they open a stall."

"I have benefits if anybody needs a friend."

"How is it called when you get a blowjob from Oliver Queen? arrow head"

"""It's been so cold lately..."" ""It's been so cold lately, that I think I saw a few democrats with their hands in their own pockets."""

"Three nuns are sitting on a park bench. Then a man comes up and exposes himself to them. Two of them have a stroke. But the third one couldn't reach"

"[Riot] ""WHAT DO WE WANT"" *far in the back* PIZZA ROLLS ""No Jim we want freedom"" ""WHAT DO WE WANT"" PIZZA ROLLS ""JIM"" But I'm hungry :("