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Joke of the Day

"My kid is almost old enough for social media so we'll need to have ""the talk"" soon. You know, about your/you're and their/there/they're."

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"I made a joke: What is a fruit bun's favourite subject in a Pub Quiz? What is a fruit bun's favourite subject in a Pub Quiz? Currant affairs."
"People ask me where I see myself in 5 years. I don't know. I don't have 2020 vision."
"How do you package a 21st century classical jazz singer? Buble wrap Sorry "
"The year is 2044. After trillions of dollars and thousands of lives lost, the SpaceX program lands a man on Mars. Mars: I have a boyfriend"
"Hey old couples. Email addresses are free. You can each have your own. Wait... Just gave that more thought. Forget it. Keep sharing."
"If you didn't get called to a meeting with your 5-yr-old son's principal because he was inviting girls to his ""naked party,"" you aren't me."
"Popsicle sticks are depressing."
"Have you heard of that new film about the tractor? I've just seen the trailer."
"I save a lot of money on makeup by just being attractive."