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Joke of the Day

"The past, the present and the future walk into a bar... ...Then things got tense."

"If you're worried about not getting a New Year's Eve kiss this year, just remember Valentine's Day is coming up and you're probably going to be alone for that, too."

"My wife tried to sue me for impotence But luckily they couldn't make it stand up in court"

"My grandmother tried keeping her hysterectomy a secret... ...but the doctors let the cat out of the bag."

"Why did the Korean restaurant have a lesbian appreciation day? Because they know they love to eat pussy!"

"Maybe we gave Chris Brown too tough a time over Rihanna In his eyes, he may have just beat her white and gold."

"Two toothpicks are walking the forest. When all of a sudden a hedgehog walks by. The one toothpick says to the other, ""When did this place get a bus?"""

"Just went to an emotional wedding Even the cake was in tiers."

"TWILIGHT: Taking the N' out of ""Vampire Fangs"", since 2007!"

"I see Freddie Mercury has had an asteroid named after him. His surviving family have said how great it is to finally have Freddie immortalized in rock, and really appreciate the sediment."