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Joke of the Day
"Why did the gay vigilante get arrested? He tried to take down a budgie smuggler."
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"They're marketing headphones specifically for gorillas now Rumor has it they'll be called Harambeats. I'm so sorry."
"Did you hear about the lunatic who tried swimming in the river in Paris? He was in seine"
"Hey friend wanna hear a joke ? Another time."
"So I'm not allowed near petting zoos... .. Or as I prefer to call them, heavy petting zoos."
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder... of someone else, who isn't quite as absent."
"Like father, like son Son: Dad, why do people suffer so much in life? Dad: ... for the final five push-ups."
"What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion? A piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye."
"TIL Atheism.... ...is a non-prophet organization"
"how do you starve a black person? the same way you would a white person.... you racist."