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Joke of the Day
"What is the KKK's favourite football (soccer) club? Blackburn"
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"Do you know how to make a Venetian Blind? Poke them in the eye"
"A priest and a rabbi walk into a school, after a while the priest turns to the rabbi and whispers: ""I'd like to screw that boy"", the rabbi then replies: ""Out of what?"""
"What is the black stuff between elephants' toes? Slow natives"
"Have you heard about the corduroy pillows They were so famous they made headlines."
"Why do astronauts bring their phone into space? Because they can get 4g"
"Teaching your dog to fetch a beer is smart. Fetching it from your neighbor's house is genius."
"What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't? A living Ben and Gwen."
"The way I feel when a waiter brings my food is probably similar to the excitement of a dude on Maury who just got told he's not the father."
"What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless"