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Joke of the Day
"What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars. ...I'll see myself out."
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"Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 39 seconds."
"Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Ted Cruz are left on a deserted island, Who survives? America."
"I murdered a load of Jehovah's at church today. Don't worry, I left no witnesses."
"As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought, Dogs sure are easily amused!... ...then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail."
"What's the difference between a toilet and a drummer? A toilet only has to deal with shit from one asshole at a time."
"I've been married to my wife for 27 years but it feels like 27 minutes. ...under water"
"Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a ""Who has more testicles?"" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5."
"*pretends floor is lava* *looks around* *slyly pushes homework onto the floor*"
"What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'."