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Joke of the Day
"The first 1500 pictures of your kids were cute, now it's a bit much."
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"My cats are named Ra and Isis. In ancient Egypt, they would have been gods."
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"Got so drunk last night that I was able to translate three Pearl Jam albums into English"
"What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids? Child custardy"
"What's Thor's favourite piece of clothing? Thunderpants"
"Dear movies, We'll never be upset to the point of throwing expensive jewelry at the bottom of the ocean. Never. Sincerely, Women"
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"To the handicapped guy that took my bag! ( ) You can hide but you can't run!"
"How do you turn a little boy into a little girl? With a small loan of a million dollars."