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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the shampoo crisis in jamaica? It's dreadful"

"The problem with Quotes on #Twitter is that... it is so difficult to tell if they are Genuine - William Shakespeare"

"What is a mountain climber's favorite drink? Anything on the rocks."

"I can only say nine English words. Well, shit."

"What does Idk stand for? Everyone I ask says they dont know"

"What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat."

"Yo mama's so fat Her nose can't even run Came up with this myself and was quite proud"

"Why is santa's sack so big? Because he only cums around once a year"

"So I was looking for pedophiles in my neighborhood using one of those websites and it asked me to register. Now I am legally obligated to tell you that I am a sex offender"

"My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI."