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Joke of the Day
"Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one........ Break their bones, they have 206."
Next Joke
"It's always a special moment when you finally get to hear those three words you've been waiting for....... ""Your order's ready."""
"Last night I went to a bar and someone put a Mira-Lax in my drink Overall, it was a pretty shitty night"
"""every family has that one huge weirdo"" ""NOT MY FAMILY!"" I shout as I quickly exit the room, my six ducks on leashes in hot pursuit."
"I went on a caving trip with my friend. I shouted to him that I found some Basalt. He shouted back ""That's Gneiss!"""
"Told my kid that he had a viral infection and now he's excited because he thinks he's going to be famous online."
"Unsettling sounds #23 - Ice-cream van after dark"
"""Doctor! Doctor! I think I may have Alzheimers!"" ""We had this discussion last week, Mr. Smith."""
"What is Jesus' favourite dessert? Propheteroles"
"*walks into a five guys* Did the five guys ever kiss"