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Joke of the Day
"Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one........ Break their bones, they have 206."
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"Everytime someone cuts me off in traffic, an angel gets its wings Because I'm going to kill a motherfucker."
"Would you like to hear a joke? The republican primary debate."
"[Joke Request] A great mother's day joke I can write on a card, give to my mom, and take credit for Example: What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college? ""Bison"""
"If Rihanna was a bear name one of her songs. Bees Better Have My Honey"
"How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem. [source](http://nerdfighteria.info/video/54/Zrnd63DAH8o)"
"What's a bear's preferred weapon of choice? A Grrrrrrrrrrrnade!"
"Just waiting for Steve Harvey to come out and say it's actually Clinton any second now"
"How do you stop guys like Donald Trump from saying racist things? You muzzle 'em."
"Why was Vladimir late to gym class? cause he was Putin his shoes on XD"