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"Seeing your ex go through what they put you through. Priceless.."
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"Sausage festivals... They're the wurst kind."
"Did you hear that computer scientists have designed and built the perfect tennis player? He's a big server."
"If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch."
"I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it."
"Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dre"
"How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria? [OC] Like, a cotillion of 'em."
"Awkward=when autocorrect changes 'sooner' to 'sober' so email to 8 yr. old's teacher reads ""I apologize for not getting back to you sober"""
"What is Vladimir Putin's favourite subject? Computin science"
"Using a cellphone in 90's: ""he's prob a drug dealer"" Using a payphone today: ""he's prob a drug dealer"""