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Joke of the Day
"Respectful Yo Mama Jokes"
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"Hey guys, what's the name of that movie where Michael Cera plays a socially awkward teenager?"
"I likes my liver like I likes my Twitter. Over capacity."
"When I become a ghost, Im going to leave messages in blood, but theyre gonna be overwhelmingly positive, like ""You're Doing A Great Job"""
"I'm always suspicious of stairs. They're usually up to something."
"Why was the German woman freaking out? Because she was late."
"if you're feeling stressed out, just relax, take a deep breath, and exhale fire over all of your enemies. this is more for dragons btw"
"What do you call Winnie The Pooh's grandmother? Poohnanni"
"How do you call a hearing-impaired duck? **HEY DUCK!!!!!**"
"Don't care what your religious or political beliefs are, if you're male or female, young or old. I will tackle you hard for that last donut."