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Joke of the Day

"People consider me as God Santa : People consider me as a ""GOD"". Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,""Oh GOD ! U have came again""."

"Did you know that gullible is the only English word that is not in the dictionary? I'm serious, it isn't. Go look it up and see for yourself."

"Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two, but you have to wonder how the hell they got in there"

"I repaired my drums after my son broke it... Now he has to deal with the repercussions."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing.. She was gagging and choking"

"I want to own a basketball franchise in Miami and I want to name the team humidy... Then when someone asks if its the heat I can go ""its not the heat, its the humidity."""

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Don't get me started"

"Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stomp out forest fires. Why do elephants have big flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks."

"I heard Mexicans are pretty good at boxing Strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, tomatoes."