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Joke of the Day
"What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach? You sand it!"
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"People who tie their sweaters around their necks look like they were giving somebody a piggyback ride before the person got Raptured."
"""Do you have a problem with drugs?"" ""Nah, I don't have a problem with drugs. I like all of them."""
"What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist? An etymologist knows."
"Why do people who like bondage shy away from anonymous one-night stands? There's no strings attached."
"I saw a Russian woman shouting at her husband It's clear who wears the tracksuit bottoms in that relationship"
"A blind man walks into a bar and a table, and some chairs, and stumbles out."
"Accidentally ate a ball of wasabi the size of a marble and now I can smell math"
"You don't really know someone until you get drunk with them."
"There was a guy at the basketball court He tried to make a shot in the fog. He mist."