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Joke of the Day

"A blind man walks into a bar and a table, and some chairs, and stumbles out."

"I still remember taking down that bullying 12 year old on the playground like it was yesterday. My Dad was so proud. Ah, to be 30 again!"

"Your girlfriend is imaginary... Nope, she's real. She just hasn't arrived yet."

"Why did the melon leave her boyfriend? He said he can't elope."

"There's now a morning after pill for guys. It changes your blood type."

"A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on warfare. The librarian tells him he'll only lose it."

"Of course everyone seems sexy in a nightclub. There's liquor and you can't hear them."

"What's beneath most Canadians? Most Americans"

"Any man that believes women are ""the weaker sex"" has never tried to reclaim his half of the blanket on a cold winter's night."

"If anyone's hungry there's a cottage cheese sandwich in my sink I'm probably not going to eat"