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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist? An etymologist knows."
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"A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a salad The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve food here""."
"I'm sure I have annoying habits as well but lately my wife is doing this thing where she ages."
"Oxygen atom was looking for threesome. Poor guy got ozoned"
"Having sex is like playing bridge, If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand"
"Recently found out I'm not the devil. I read the tag on my underpants incorrectly; it said ""Satin"". Oops."
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get its tiny legs apart?"
"PSA: If you're about to be arrested, climb to the roof of a nearby court. You are now 'above the law' & literally can't get in trouble ever"
"""Haha, you failed."" ""Yeah, so did your dads condom."""
"What is Tiger Woods favorite course? The intercourse."