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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist? An etymologist knows."
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"This guy's all like ""I think you've had enough beers for one night."" Then I'm all ""Fuck you, fridge. Appliances can't even talk."""
"I support Greenpeace because I care about environmental activism, just not enough to do any of the real work myself."
"There are 5 Types of Matter... Gas Solid Liquid Plasma and most importantly Black Lives"
"smokers have a greater risk of heart disease, stroke and hard-to-hear outdoor phone conversations."
"Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!"
"Here's a USPS joke. Nevermind, it was lost in transit."
"What do you call a wine convention in upstate New York? The Lake Champlain Champagne Campaign"
"Whats a pirates favourite letter??? Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea."
"What do you call a turkey that blows chickens? A cock gobbler"