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Joke of the Day
"There was a guy at the basketball court He tried to make a shot in the fog. He mist."
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"If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a racist... ... a black man might rob me."
"Did you hear about the Mathematicians Gentleman's Club? They were famous for their signature dance: the Mobius Strip"
"How do you get a Jewish girls number? roll her sleeve up"
"Chuck Norris joke cause it's been a long time. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise."
"What do you call an artist in a dark alley? Sketchy"
"""Mommy, why is my backpack so heavy?"" Allahu Akbar, honey."
"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards !!!"
"People who say 45 minutes past the hour are the same ones who have kids 89 and 63 months old"
"Passed a vampire, a zombie, and a prostitute on the way to work tonight. Not sure which ones were in costume..."