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Joke of the Day
"How Long is an asian dick I mean, seriously, I saw him stealing cookies from a little girl."
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"My preschooler talks a lot of trash when we play Chutes and Ladders for someone who needs help counting his spaces."
"What do blacks and bikes have in common? They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit."
"Preferred way to connect with me (ranked most to least): 1. Text 2. Twitter DM 3. Email 4. Phone 5. Climb through my window 6. LinkedIn"
"What's the speed limit of sex? 68, because if you go 69 you'll flip over and eat it."
"I enjoy working in a slaughterhouse.. Everything is so cut and dry."
"When the circus came to town they ran a competition to find the best contortionist.. ..so I entered myself and won"
"What makes a black joke funny? A grape punch line"
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Colin ! Colin who ? Colin all cars Colin all cars !"
"BARISTA: I have an order for...God? Is there a God? [no one answers] ATHEIST: Haha told ya GOD: *exiting bathroom* Sorry I'm here ATH: Shit"