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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hippie drown? Because he was too far out, man."
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"Two muffins were in an oven. One says to the other, ""Damn, it's hot in here."" The other one says, ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""
"A photon stops at a hotel and is asked: ""May I take your luggage?"" He replies, ""No, thanks. I'm traveling light."""
"What do you call a hapoy frog? Hoppy"
"What is the definition of safe sex for rednecks... Making sure you brand all the sheep that kick"
"Why did the Reddit cross the line?"
"[NSFW] Ok, /r/jokes, this has gone too far. Please, no more vagina jokes. Period!"
"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, i'm changing."
"Noah: An ark? Full of animals?? God: ... Noah: You even listening?? God: Sorry what? I was checking out the iPhone 6. This thing is garbage."
"wife: ""just break it to him gently"" me: ""ok ill try"" [tucking son in bed] me: [opening story book] ""once upon a time your grandma's dead"""