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Joke of the Day

"What do blacks and bikes have in common? They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit."

"On a rainy day two men are standing under the poplar trees in the park One of them is weeping: - John. Do you know how difficult it is to lose a wife? - I know Jack, I know. Practically impossible."

"I had two gorgeous cats... One was called Idonknow and the other Idonremember. Unfortunately, idonremember jumped from the Golden Gate bridge and died. Which dog remained alive?"

"Knock Knock... -Who's there? Anxiety -Anxiety Who? Are you sure someone knocked?"

"How many Apes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one... but it takes a shitload of light bulbs."

"Hurricanes, famine, disease, war crimes, child molestation, political corruption. And Jesus appears to mankind on a slice of toast."

"Everyone's excited for the new Minecraft movie. It's sure to be a real blockbuster"

"I'm bored Think I will go to the mall, find a great parking spot and sit in my car with my reverse lights on."

"What do they call number 17 in black jack ? The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't"

"The installers put down my new hardwood really quickly. They floored it. (Was the reply when I told a friend that the installers were almost done)"