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Joke of the Day

"When the circus came to town they ran a competition to find the best contortionist.. ..so I entered myself and won"

"What do you call a prostitute that does both men and women? An omniwhore"

"Got a handjob from a blind girl last night She said ""You have the biggest dick I've ever put my hands on."" I said ""Nah. You're just pulling my leg."""

"How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany? Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss."

"Where's the gratification in tearing down another human being? It's much easier to have heart, than walk w a self-inserted rod up your ASS."

"Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks? The Just-Ice League."

"I'm so tired I could eat a horse."

"My friend made this joke after there was an accident at his gym where him and his friends to parkour. My friend broke toes while doing a wall flip. I guess he got off on the wrong foot."

"A brunette tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian"" The blonde replies, ""Oh, you slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"4yo has repeated one word for an hour. 6yo is ninja fighting his imaginary friend. My move to a mental asylum will be an easy transition."