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Joke of the Day
"What can bring out your inner child? A coathanger."
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"It starts with.... Her sinking into your arms And it ends with her arms into your sink"
"What is Forrest Gump's password? 1Forest1"
"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger"
"I wanted to grill something good for watching today's horse race But my butcher didn't have any Belmont steaks"
"Why do elephants wear green shoes? So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?"
"Christ, you're ENORRRRMUS!! What did the leprechaun say when he met Jesus?"
"How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !"
"My dad told me that the future was in my hands Didn't know that the future was 9 inches long"
"Parents w/ 1st Baby: ""Aww he's starting to walk! C'mon buddy, u can do it!"" Parents w/ Baby #4: ""SHIT, HE'S STANDING! QUICK, SWEEP THE LEG!"""