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Joke of the Day

"Parents w/ 1st Baby: ""Aww he's starting to walk! C'mon buddy, u can do it!"" Parents w/ Baby #4: ""SHIT, HE'S STANDING! QUICK, SWEEP THE LEG!"""

"Golf Joke: The Cast Away - YouTube http://thesandtrap.com/t/63042/golf-joke-the-cast-away-youtube"

"What if there was a sign written in braille that said DO NOT TOUCH! http://i.imgur.com/gNUYlpb.gif"

"Why do bald men have holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair."

"What do call a potato that knows martial arts? Jacket Chan"

"My daughter ruined her Halloween costume. Gonna wrap her in aluminum foil and send her out as a leftover."

"Why was the lion alone and disheartened? He lost his pride in a bet"

"For some of us the internet should have probably been the best man at our wedding if we were being honest."

"What to do? What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down, and use more lube."

"When the ""M"" of MTV was for music & not for maternity... Those were the days"