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Joke of the Day
"What is Forrest Gump's password? 1Forest1"
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"I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over."
"This mothers day send the gift of Microsoft Office Word to your mother"
"Russian burglar What does a Russian burglar wear? ( In a Russian accent ) robber boots"
"Ivan, 12, after breaking the vase and realizing he'll be punished anyway, sold the TV, got high and ordered some escorts."
"Rather than buy a gun, I've been studying ""Home Alone"" and now defend my home with marbles and old gangster movies."
"What's the biggest sign she's just not into you? a restraining order."
"This entire pizza told me thigh gaps are for queers."
"[Michael Cera knocked backwards by ejecting toast]"
"When a friend asked what the sex is like with an older man... I simply said, ""He's got a lot of experience, under his belt"" ba dum tsss"