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Joke of the Day
"Christ, you're ENORRRRMUS!! What did the leprechaun say when he met Jesus?"
Next Joke
"I thought yesterday was going to be pretty boring... But it sure started off with a bang."
"Whats your name? Whats the color of the sky?... Me: whats your name? You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky? You:blue Me:whats my name? Now put it all together."
"What do you call a quantum physicist's hair style? Schrodinger's cut"
"How many gays does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3....one to bend over, one to screw the lightbulb in, and one to drive the gay pride day parade float."
"somebody sell me a flock of sheep so i can give them cool superhero names like bahman, the green lambtern and wonder woolman"
"Let's name our sandwich shop after smelly trains."
"Guy walks into a bakery and sees a green loaf of bread and asks the baker how he made it Baker says ""Avocadough"""
"How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are? They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you."
"Is it ""lying in a puddle of blood"" or ""laying in a puddle of blood?"" Lol who knows, but yeah seriously, send an ambulance right away."