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Joke of the Day
"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger"
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"When a guy wearing cargo pants hits on me I'm tempted to go out with him just to see how many of my belongings I can fit into his pockets."
"What did one casket say to the other? Is that you coughin?"
"I wish my girlfriend was like my internet My internet goes down once a week for at least two hours"
"I heard this amazing joke the other day, made me laugh so hard. Unfortunately I seem to have forgotten it."
"What's Tinkerbell's favorite drink during ""that time of the month?"" A Bloody Fairy. Sorry everybody."
"My psychiatrist told me I need to love myself more. I was like, ""damn doc I'm already up to 3 times a day"""
"If you spoon with a fat person, is it called ladling?"
"Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream? He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!"
"""I'm on the Reich track baby, I was born this race."" -Nazi Gaga"