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Joke of the Day
"I thought kegels were like Jewish bagels...boy was I wrong"
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"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist fuck"
"stewardess Stewardess: ""Would you like some headphones?"" Me: ""How did you know my name was phones?"""
"Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it? NO, SENSEI! Gluten sensitivity does not exist in this dojo,does it? Put your hand down Aiyden"
"The Beatles drummer, Ringo Starr, has passed away... ...the band is now known as ""The Beatless""."
"When cows jump over barbed wire fences.... there is udder destruction!"
"Why did Heisenberg have a miserable sex life? Because when he found the correct position, he didn't have the momentum, and when he finally found the time, he didn't have the energy."
"I'm broke but not ""vacuums the air filter* instead of replacing it"" broke. *more than twice."
"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care."
"42 percent of statistics are made up!"