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Joke of the Day
"I'm broke but not ""vacuums the air filter* instead of replacing it"" broke. *more than twice."
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"A man posts an original joke to http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes"
"My friends daughter just recently turned 9 years old and has started asking him those embarrassing questions about sex. Hell, just this morning she asked him ""is that the best you can do?"""
"If you love something, set it free... Except if 'It' is a man. Because he'll get lost, and won't ask for directions."
"""Is there really a fire? Prove it."" -Mrs. Doubtfire"
"If life was fair, Ryan Gosling would have been born with Ray Romano's voice."
"TIL of Cunningham's Law It states that the best way to get the right answer on the internet is to ask a question."
"Did you hear about the Ramen warehouse that burned down? Dozens of dollars worth of Ramen was lost."
"Shout out to all you guys with permanent amnesia. You know who you are."
"[creating man] GOD: They need air to live ANGEL: Done G: And food A: Ok G: Use the same hole for air and food so they die sometimes A: wtf?"