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Joke of the Day

"If someone asks what you're doing today, grab a knife & yell ""SOMETHING I SHOULD'VE DONE A LONG TIME AGO!"" Sounds way cooler than ""Napping!"""

"Star Wars joke: What is the Rancor's favorite candy? Jawa breakers."

"I'm in the mood to multiply"

"[me as a poltergeist] *putting forks in the spoon section of the cutlery drawer* ooooOooOooooo"

"Goals: 0) Start indexing at zero"

"a great joke to tell on the phone What has a little dick and hangs down? a bat! now what has a big dick and hangs up? *click*."

"Poor People Matirx *Neo: There is no spoon.* **BUT IS THERE FOOD?**"

"Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !"

"What do you call two gay scientists breaking up? A homolytic fission."

"I never knew much about people Until I took one apart, just to see how it works."