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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist fuck"
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"My friend told me he was afraid of Al Queda... Guess that makes him an iraqnaphobe"
"(Best New Pick Up Line) How much does a polar bear weigh? Like a thousand pounds. Read a fuckin' book."
"What would you call Geralt of rivia if he had a sex change? The switcher"
"What's a Jewish pyromaniac's favorite explosive? A Mazeltov Cocktail"
"Lady next to me in 50 Shades pulled out her glasses & asked if she missed the good part. I said no, the credits weren't rolling yet."
"I told a riddle to a double amputee once Boy did it leave him stumped"
"ELI5 What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about? Ooops... wrong sub."
"Why did Mickey Mouse leave Minnie Mouse? She was fuckin' Goofy."
"WebMD has integrated Google's Deepmind. On startup it performed a self diagnostic test. Turns out, it's cancer."