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Joke of the Day
"When cows jump over barbed wire fences.... there is udder destruction!"
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"My wife had the best Mother's Day I didn't ask her for sex, not even once."
"People complain about their looks, but no one complains about their brains."
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"Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door... ...but his girlfriend was against it."
"Ever met a boring and stable girl who was good in bed? Exactly."
"So I was going down on my girlfriend... ...When I tasted horse semen. I then screamed ""So grandma! That's how you died!"""
"What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? A brick gets laid"
"Damn girl, are you a math book? Girl:No, why? Because you've got so many problems."
"The thing about women is that they love good listeners and they hate rapists."